Well… luckly our Terms of Service state the following:
This Agreement, in combination with the Acceptable Use Policy and other policies posted directly and publicly on the ISP website, constitute the entire Agreement between the parties and no other representations or statements will be binding upon the parties. If any part of this Agreement is held to be invalid or unenforceable for any reason, the remaining terms and conditions of this agreement shall remain in full force and effect.
Not to mention, any lawyer in the country will tell you that someone cannot enter into a contract simply by reading what you typed out. Which is the exact reason why we make our customers SIGN the dotted line. Which is also the reason why copyright holders can still sue someone who posts the type of text you posted (“Releasing you from any wrongdoing”) that you may put in the description of your torrents on sites like The Pirate Bay.
See, our contracts were typed out by actual lawyers. Your text you post on the internet is not going to ever trump them.