“2. Ditch the present tense. It is finally, mercifully, out of fashion.”
I think you meant to say:
2. You have to had ditched the present tense. It was finally, mercifully, out of fashion years ago."
“2. Ditch the present tense. It is finally, mercifully, out of fashion.”
I think you meant to say:
2. You have to had ditched the present tense. It was finally, mercifully, out of fashion years ago."