Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - Round 9 - Emergency Broadcast

[Meanwhile, back on a private shuttle moving stealthily among the core systems]

Ms. Chaum: “Any news about a goose that lays the golden globs?”

Ms. Chum: “Encrypted pointcast suggests The Coleridge is still alive.”

Ms. Chaum: “86% of all missions fail to achieve this degree of synergy with the object.”

Ms. Chum: “And so far 100% of all missions fail to achieve any greater degree of synergy.”

Ms. Chaum: “Failure has but a single father, but success creates a thousand orphans.”

Ms. Chum: “That’s…not quite right.”

Ms. Chaum: “I’m pretty sure that’s right.”

Ms. Chum: [pinches the bridge of her nose]

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