“There there, Perfesser… just snuggle up close to me and I’ll keep ya safe.”

“Jones! Get yer paws off the faculty!”
“Hey, I’m just a warm-blooded mammal, doin’ like mammals do. You wouldn’t understand.”
“I think I understand when I see an orange-furred short-clawed vulgarian mammal being even more cold-blooded and opportunistic than I am. This doesn’t look good on you, Jonesy. Stick to the sawblade-alien starlet-has-beens.”