So what “armoury” secures our Washington?
Some place seedy. Some hellhole scuzzy enough to keep decent folks away and with enough shysters around he’ll blend in.
Hollywood, obviously.
The key to Hollywood is to follow the stars. An insecure snitch like Washington will hide behind the laudable
and the timeless.
They’re at 6733 and 6738 Hollywood Blvd, respectively.
He’ll want someone beautiful nearby so he feels important.
She’s at 6733 Hollywood Blvd.
Our quarry will need someone nearby with real pull close at hand to smooth over any troubles. Who better than the man who invented the modern movie studio ? Thomas Ince resides at 6727 Hollywood Blvd. Of course, Thomas is rumored to have been shot by William Randolph Hearst (aka Citizen Kane) because Marion Davies was boinking Charlie Chaplin on the side, but a low-level grifter like Washington can’t be choosy.
The voice of Ellery Queen (6733 Hollywood Blvd) would be the perfect narrator for this little adventure, but we need to step off the street, go behind the facade, and take a hard look at
Armory Guitar Works
6729 Hollywood Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90028
God only knows what horrors are wrought inside a place with a name like that, but I needed to find out. And look what I found:
The arrogant puke feels so untouchable with his new paint job and Fleetwood’s favor that he even parks in the crosswalk.
Bastard.
Who wants to join me for a little disciplined interrogation?
-Bubba
