Typical human, thinking to assssault my dignity by way of a ssslur againssst the layer of my egg (whom I never met anyway, and am given to understand was one of the most expen$$$ive courtesans in the “Above 20,000 lb” weight class back home). In return, I invoke the ssscathing words of an erudite member of your own ssspeciesssss, Zach Weinersssmith:
@BadAstronomer @scalzi Yo mama and the moon have a Lagrange point.
— Zach Weinersmith (@ZachWeiner) March 21, 2013
