Re: Memo
From: "Maintenance Officer" Subroutine Mulder, Ship's Computer, Jewel of the Desert
To: Captain Lord Fritz of the Grey Mouser
Though my sources inform me we were both at the Flapjack Bill battle, the captain's inebriation memory loss simulation seems to have affected the ship computer's central memory core as well. I (and, I assume, the captain - though I haven't asked him), would be happy to provide you with some bitchin' racing stripes - however, I do not recall what the Grey Mouser looks like. I can not provide a fair consultation without this information.
Regards,
Ship's Computer Subroutine Mulder
Jewel of the Desert
p.s. trust no one
