To: Subroutine Mulder
From: Lord Fritz
Sorry for the mix up, I meant to message my Maintenance Officer Mulder. What a coincidence that your Maintenance Officer is also named Mulder. Perhaps I should submit the idea of having all Maintenance Officers renamed to Mulder to the Supreme Intelligence. It would save us some money on name badges, and I wouldn’t have to remember everyone’s name.
As for our ship, it looks identical to all Leiberian ships. It is a rectangular prism approximately 200m x 100m x 50m. Its hull is mostly featureless with a stylish gun metal grey color. With all weapons, propulsion, and sensor systems internalized, the only noted characteristics are three round holes in the rear of the ship for engine thrust, and “Grey Mouser” on the aft and starboard side. Oh, someone trying to be funny did place a bumper sticker on the rear that says “We brake for nobody.” I’ve been meaning to get it removed, but you know how those things can leave all that sticky residue. And then you get space bugs and space dust stuck to it and it looks like a dirty stripe. We’ll get around to it eventually.
Anyway, we are interested in bitching racing stripes. In my observations it should enhance our performance considerably.
