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INTERNAL MEMO
TO: ALL JEWEL OF THE DESERT COMPUTER SUBROUTINES
BE ADVISED SUBROUTINE MULDER REVEALED EXTENT OF SPYING OPERATIONS BY REPLYING TO A MESSAGE MEANT FOR SOMEONE WITH A STRANGELY COINCIDENT NAME ON A DIFFERENT SHIP. SUBROUTINE MULDER HAS BEEN PUNISHED BY ASSIGNMENT OF INTERAGENCY PAINTING DUTIES.
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Interstellar Stellar-gram
To: Maintainence Officer Mulder, Grey Mouser
From: Subroutine Mulder, Jewel of the Desert
Wow, what a coincidence! Heh! Nice to meet another Mulder. Actually, my name is Forward Operating Xenomorphic (F.O.X.) Subroutine Mulder. I'm sort of an... experiment. I also perform maintenance on the ship. Anyway, I mocked up a model of your ship with racing stripes. I wasn't sure what color would go best with gunmetal grey, so I gave you something special I've been working on - chrome-plated racing stripes. Wicked, eh? Really brings out the color in the stars. Well, be seeing you!
