"Thisss lizard is unusssed to exissssting (or not) in the Felis schrodingerium continuum. Playsss hell with the digessstion, which isss the lassst thing I need right now.
Do I need to go to the head, or iss it jussst the fond memoriesss of my ethereal ghossst? I rather sssusspect the latter, but it sure would be embarrasssing to be wrong.
I think I’d better go haunt the head, jussst in cassse I’m ssstill alive."
“Thound theory, thir.”