Banksy offers sculpture for £2 -- with a catch

Screw that! You know what I do? I win the game, get the boat and then I put that boat down and, taking a big box of matches out of my pocket, strike one and exclaim ‘This is what I think of your sculpture, Banksy!’ and set it on fire.

No wait, I strike another match and exclaim ‘This is what I think of your sculpture, Banksy’

ok 3rd times a charm, ‘this is what I think Banksy! HAh HAh! What the?!’

‘Yeah this is what I think!!! What I think!! Banksy Banksy, are you watching?!’

"Goddamnit Burn, burn damn you. This is what Banksy I think! Burn, for fuck’s sake why won’t you burn! awww hhw awwowo, awwoow Banksy I hate you I hate you Bansky, why you not burn!?!’

sniff* snif

Hey, Buddy, you got a match? I’m, I’m all out.

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