Bizarre 1-900 hotline commercials from back in the day

If someone does, please report back. I’m also wildly curious.

If you are jonesing for a number to call that does work, allow me to offer you the following:

  • Bad Breath checker - 605-475-6959
  • Rejection Hotline - 212-479-7990
  • Santa Hotline - 951-262-3062
  • Angry Santa - 605-475-6971
  • CPTA Announcement - 914-737-9938
  • It Could Always Suck More - 605-475-6961
  • Callin’ Oates - 719-26-OATES (62837)
  • How To Entertain an Idiot - 605-475-6964
  • Saul Goodman - 505-503-4455
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