I don’t see how this works. They don’t trust scientists or doctors, but they do trust some random internet dude who says a combo of bleach, cocaine, garlic and wanking is a sure fix; funeral directors are furious, etc.
The random dude could be anyone. On the internet, no-one knows you are a doctor. Let it be rumoured that foreign doctors are doing deadly experiments on the Internet to explore weaknesses in our virility. Maybe we can get the stupid to attack itself, somehow.
