I just put a couple of those foot-cleaning-fish in my maw before I start the commute – just before arriving at work I stick a bit of wasabi in there and crunch down for a nice, healthy, low-fat sushi breakfast (of course, then I need more fish – circle-o-life). Perhaps I can get a plastic surgeon to create some sort of flap in my cheek so that I can brood the eggs.
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The only downside is that one of the fish must have had the larvae of those tongue eating isopods… (if it would clean my teeth while it just sat there, I’m sure that we could develop a thriving co-dependency)
