Bluetooth sex toys. Hmm.
Never mind screwdriving; why hasn’t someone done a phone app to substitute for the controller? Then add on feedback stuff like Fitbit heartrate sensors, the phone mic, etc, and an AI learning program in the phone.
Once that’s going, turn on the GPS, add a scoring system … call it Pokeitmoan Go? (Probably skip the part about going to various public locations to earn badges. Just … no.)
