Boaters stumble on massive Caribbean gyre of plastic garbage

One can choose to withdraw one’s own consent.
Withdraw from participating in this particular objectionable madness.
Chart your own course.
Maybe it’s a little harder because not every solution here is so immediately obtained easily (unless Amazon has it–hell, does anyone actually buy stuff from brick-and-mortar anymore, besides goofy ol’ rebellious me?).

Fight the power, @nixiebunny. Do not be seduced by the quick easy plastic-y solutions to life’s needs when there are viable alternatives. I am not talking about medical equipment, contact lenses, safety glass, and the myriad other things that have no suitable consumer alternatives to plastic.

Stick it to the… oil man. Take your power back. You’re smart. I feel dumb even writing the following. Perhaps yer not the man I’m preachin’ to but for what it’s worth:

  • Choose wisely when buying anything that doesn’t naturally rot. Is it durable? Crocs (mentioned in the video) don’t do the environment any favors even if they are handy some times. Yeah, I have seen ER docs wearing them because they feel ok and clean off well. So do most Dansko and Birkenstocks. Choose some shoe that’s durable and can be resoled, re-oiled, revamped (literally “vamp” is part of a shoe) etc. Last winter, I read this with interest:
    https://boingboing.net/2016/01/12/life-aquatic-beanie-my-favori.html
    and I asked what fiber it was made out of.
    Answer: acrylic.
    Meh. Looks ok, not all that warmish and not super soft to wear compared with… oh… one of these:
    https://www.sierratradingpost.com/pistil-yum-beanie-wool-cashmere-for-women~p~315gn
    PhD® Light Reversible Beanie | Shop at Smartwool
    which, honestly, @jlw , we love your noggin and all the good stuff that emanates from it… why on earth would you not wrap your awesome noggin in merino wool? I mean, but for the Amazon availability of inferior acrylic red hat. Maybe just pull the tag off and transfer Zissou-ness to the Smartwool hat with some superglue?

How many people here know the joys of merino wool? You can get a red beanie that–though it lacks the Team Zissou Life Aquatic imprimatur–is so damn comfy and soft you’ll want to wear it every day until your last day on this planet. Yes, proper merino wool is that good. You’ll want to clutch it like a teddy bear when you’re having a bad day. Merino wool is practically medicinal. I do not overstate. (And when you’re done with such a hat, it composts fine if the moths don’t eat if first.)

  • https://www.lifewithoutplastic.com/ and 100 Steps to a Plastic-Free Life | My Plastic-Free Life and well dammit ok I did have to go and mention Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Life-Without-Plastic-Step-Step/dp/162414425X

  • Please, everyone, for the love of Jah: just stop with the fricken bottled water thing already. It’s mostly stupid, mostly barely-filtered municipal water supply water, and unless you live right along the southern half of the Mississippi River or you live in Flint, Michigan, tap water is likely not going to kill you. Really. Fiji water, Gerolsteiner, Perrier etc. have beyond-obscene carbon footprints. If you hate the taste of chlorine in your water, try the Brita Sport bottle which is made of dang plastic but averts the bottled-water-treadmill. If your water is bad where you live, you can collect rainwater, get a Berkey Filter or buy decent faucet filter, then fill up portable vessels at home. You can get reverse-osmosis filtered water at some of the larger grocery stores, bring your own (glass) jugs. America, c’mon and get your shit together. If you need to bring a water bottle some place, consider an old glass jelly jar, or, if you want to be all safe and tote something unbreakable (maybe your kids are as clumsy as mine) use these or any of the many clones thereof: https://www.kleankanteen.com/ . At secondhand stores I see these for $5. Plan ahead. Protip: every soda fountain in America is basically contractually required to use dechlorinated water in their fountain drinks because hey peeps–chlorine makes Coca Cola / 7-Up / Mountain Dew / et al taste like crap. You want filtered water? Find a soda fountain and press the “water” button to fill that jelly jar you brought from home.

  • I have (mostly successfully) bitten my tongue re: all the plastic crap that bOINGbOING sees fit to purvey in its amusing, mostly thoughtfully curated online store. Why o why the cheap plastic crap? Crap that breaks or wears out in no time, and then gets thrown away. Forget the phthalates for a minute. Forget the endocrine disrupters found in plastics. Forget bisphenol-A. Forget the offgassing of plastics unless you’re asthmatic or chronicially and seriously ill. Forget the polluted skies over Houston, Texas, where the plastics industry is mouth-to-teat next to the oil refineries, and all the other places on Earth where plastics are manufactured with even crappier environmental protection laws. Forget the typically avoidable buy-in to the Petroleum-archy for cheap plastic trifles that we very likely could live without. Forget all that. But remember this: cheap is expensive. Plastic crap is repeat business, something to buy and rebuy every time it breaks. And those damn externalities associated with plastics are exactly what you see in that video of the massive Carribean gyre of floating plastic garbage.

  • https://www.5gyres.org/ and http://www.wavesforwater.org/ and Clean Water

Never give up your power.

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Your power is your own power.
You own it.

/rant

“What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.” — Jane Goodall

ETA: verbs; nouns; how the hell do they work?

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