Boris Johnson stays in Intensive Care for night 2, UK PM hospitalized for coronavirus

I love the nuanced detail in Dominic Raab’s statement: “Johnson is in ‘stable’ medical condition”.

You can feel him typing “Johnson is in a stable condition”.
Then thinking “That loon is never stable - put ‘stable’ in quotes.”
Then thinking “Now it looks sarcastic. But a doctor said it, not me.”
Then thinking “Ha! ‘stable’ medical condition …that’ll do.”

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