That’s brilliant. The whole thing is hysterical, but my favorite sequence is
4pm: Make savage love to girlfriend, or other available party, from behind in Downing Street bedroom while calling her ‘Maggie’ and a ‘dirty iron bitch’
4.20pm: Wonder idly if it’s even worth carrying on now that’s over and done with. Do so out of boredom.
5pm: Downing Street press conference. Lie to public for first time as PM. Should feel special but doesn’t.
