Bow to this rock-skipping master

It’s the disgraced past champion, Opey Lopey. Oompa Loompas are legendary stone skimmers; they get it from practicing in the chocolate river and the psychadelic tunnel. Unfortunately there was a scandal a while back where Opey Lopey was caught pouring Fizzy Lifting Drink on his stones prior to competition. He’s been permanently banned from the sport. :’(

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