Britain running out of booze

[gracchus]

@fuzzyfungus

if it were a priority I’d imagine that the thing you’d stockpile would be boring old Neutral Grain Spirit. Just dilute down from the factory-fresh 190 proof, flavor if flavor is a thing that the booze you are ‘producing’ is supposed to have; and slap a label and brand name suggestive(but not purporting to promise in a legally binding sense) of artisanal small batch production

Or just call it “Victory Gin”. The perfect accompaniment to the chco ration that will soon replace sweets from the Continent.

[ETA: I owe a Coke to @Ryuthrowsstuff ]