During the 70s, mom got dragged to a costume party by a friend, where she met a guy in a toga. He was flirting with her, and she wasn’t too impressed. She eventually asked him what he did, and he told her he was a corporate lawyer.
“You stand up for the little guy? That’s great!”
“Uh, I work for the corporations.”
"Oh, so you’re the heavy!"
He left her alone after that, and she was grateful.
