California has a storm of "biblical proportions" every 200 years

You win. Obviously I don’t know what I am talking about or experiencing. The music I thought I was listening to was apparently gunfire. The charitable fund-raiser was some dystopian hellhole in which the other attendees were merely awaiting a gruesome death. We weren’t dancing, we were writhing to escape demons. The events we attend are probably public executions or some such rot. The band playing was doing so in much the same manner as the one on the Titanic. You are clearly the only person who has ever truly known what Willits is all about. Thank you for taking one for the team.

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