Can has data-optimized cheeseburger? Yes

You make this sound like a bad thing.

I’m pretty much of the same opinion. Most people I know think Five Guy’s has great burgers and that the fries are near orgasmic levels…frankly my opinion of them is not nearly as high. And really there are varying types of burgers which cater to the various different tastes that people have. My wife likes a burger from Red Robin simply because it isn’t all meat, while I prefer mine with a closer to 70% meat ratio.