Can someone define "concern troll" for me?

You do realize that the suspiciously low incidence of the letter “K” in your writing is a pretty clear indication that you are a lettrist. It really brings into question everything you say since the lack of objectivity is so glaringly obvious. I, myself, don’t even really notice the different letters as I write them, but, clearly, something is wrong and some analysis reveals the problem soon enough.

Your preference for even mixtures of C, M, and Y is the final give away. It is true to the horror of history that something so bland hides something so awful. Shame on you. Shame for perpetrating the same horrible crimes as your unforgivable ancestors with the merest slip of the alphabet. I am aghast at the valley that has opened between us so suddenly and I blame you and your negligent dis-regard for everything good.