Can you spot the ticks in this poppy seed muffin?

I assume that people don’t typically swallow ticks; but it would be depressingly unsurprising if one, once swallowed, could survive long enough to complete an infectious feeding if it managed to grab hold of a handy bit of internal mucous membrane during a lull in peristalsis.

By way of reference here are some ticks that could probably beat up tardigrades for their lunch money; while unprotected in deep space.

Normally scanning electron microscopy is not an option for live specimen observation because it involves putting the sample in a vacuum chamber and bombarding it with an electron beam. In tick land; 30 minutes of hard vacuum and electron beam bombardment just fuels your seething rage.

A merely ■■■■■ environment, without even any radiation, is probably not a quick kill.

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