Canada not okay with Trump sending ~1,000 troops to Canada border

As his government crumbled around him, Trump ordered 1000 troops to assembled at the Canadian border for a d*** measuring contest of epic proportions. Hoping that the average size of the 1000 would equal, at the very least, one well endowed male, who would act in as a stand in for his obvious lack in this area, like his apparent lack in most other faculties.