I have just convened the Supreme Ultracourt of Upper Svobenia and we (a small statue of Cthulhu, myself, and my imaginary childhood friend Karl) unanimously agreed that the manufacture and consumption of poutine is now illegal. Worldwide. Further, Quebec is now no longer a part of Canada, and is, now, to be split lengthwise between Vermont and Maine. New Brunswick is abolished.
Also your health system will be redesigned by 4chan’s /pol board with the proposal with the longest comment thread being put in place as of October.
Tough cookies, but that’s what the court says.