Canary claws back cloud features from its IoT camera, starts charging $10/month

Okay, that confirms my initial impression.

You are the only person using The Cloud™ in the technical sense of a platform.
Everyone else is using it in the non-technical sense of Someone Elses’s Computer™ and is Wrong™.

I think we’re done here, thanks for playing and tune in next week for another exciting episode of “Someone is Wrong on the Internet!”