“Oh crap! Oh crap! What do we do now?”
“You were the one chewing on that thing. I told ya not to do that!”
“Gah. I know, but it was soooo tasty and forbidden!”
“Let’s blame the cat.”
“Do you think the hoomans will buy that?”
“Do you have a better idea?”
“Well woof … no, guess not. Okay.”
Both (barking loudly): “Emergency! Emergency! The cat did it! The cat did it!”
