Carnival Cruise Line to start cruises again August 1, with 8 ships leaving from Miami, Port Canaveral and Galveston.

Perhaps they could market their cruises as the “one-way” vacation that Edward G. Robinson took in Soylent Green:

Swimming pools, ziplines, restaurants, gambling, concert events…

Then, fully equipped ERs, ventilators, dialysis, funerary prep rooms, at-sea burial ceremonies.

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