Carnival Cruise Line to start cruises again August 1, with 8 ships leaving from Miami, Port Canaveral and Galveston.

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@anon21100188

You mean the best they can do is to pay me a measly $28 a day to go on their floating petri dish!?

They probably need to change the theme of the cruise to some sort of “Immunity Challenge Cruise!” with prizes for anyone who manages to not come down with a communicable disease during the voyage.