Well, I am a graphic designer myself and I´ve been known to call myself a trained Photoshop monkey at those times when I have absolutely no say in the turds I´m forced to produce. Calling myself an Illustrator monkey wouldn´t have the same ring to it and none of those marketing fuckers know any graphics applications besides Photoshop anyway.
Marketing studies are bullshit anyway, I sure as hell know which of those two cans I would buy based on the package design alone.
