I would like to play in a casino, but I’m extremely superstitious. I believe it’s bad luck to play without a glass table, a friend under the table, a secure-connection to said friend, a deck of my own choosing, and all of the aces in the deck kept in my pocket and total immunity from prosecution for any crimes I might commit, up to and including just murdering everybody at the table and taking their money.
Would any of them be willing to accommodate my silly superstitions?
