Xeni has traditionally added the lube to all gift guides here, but let the item drop this year. A user called for it to return and Rob obliged.
I believe the item is a universal amazon gag item with fun reviews. I doubt anyone can claim provenance, but…
If you can get XOXO to host a panel, and supply enough jello for the wrestling pit, Xeni and Kottke can settle this in the old way.