Chocolate Orange Mayonnaise exists, and you can win a jar right now

  • so mayonnaise is egg yolk, oil, and some sort of acid (vinegar or lemon juice or both)
  • orange is acidic fruit juice
  • chocolate is a whole lot of things which we like (while poisonous to dogs)

seems like those could be assembled into palatable dessert if the word ‘mayonnaise’ is never uttered. (“so add flour, bit a baking soda, frappe, and chuck it inna oven?” “nah… air fryers s’whut i got”)