Well, it looks like this
except that it’s not made out of Lego. The rear wheels need new tyres, but the pressure seems okay. And there are a couple of dents here and there. The odometer reads 239,738 miles. Oil and water levels are nominal. The tank is half full. Or half empty. There are 178 parcels in the truck. The hinges on the doors at the back squeak. There is a lunch box on the dashboard (two sandwiches corned beef on rye, one sandwich swiss on white, a Mars bar, a tupperware container with potato salad and a half-eaten croissant) and a thermos with coffee (possibly a Jamaica Blue Mountain blend with a dash of milk and just a tad too much sugar).
By now the UPS guy looks like he wishes he had a gun to shoot you.