Chuck E. Cheese owner agrees to $950 million buyout

The whole thing looks rather cheesy to me, and if it had anchovies instead of peanuts, fishy. Yeah, they have abominations like pineapple and peanut pizza there.
In fact, if I was Apollo Global Management I’d do the same thing, make Mr E. Cheese almost a billionaire but not quite, as punishment for that goddamned pineapple and peanut pizza.

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