Churches lo-jack their Nativity Jesuses

Perhaps vandals will hide baby jesus some where so church goers can go “jesus- caching”

Of course, there’s much mischief to be had when vandals know someone will searching for baby jesus.

It’s only a matter of time before some vandal sends baby jesus on a near-space balloon adventure!*

*please don’t send baby jesus to near space, we’re running out of helium. Jesus-caching may result in arrest.

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