Churches lo-jack their Nativity Jesuses

I don’t care if it rains or freezes as long I’ve got my Lo-Jacked Jesus…
[I had half of the song “composed” in my head while trying to fall asleep last night, but now…]
I do recall a bit of the refrain.
Lo-Jacked Jesus, Lo-Jacked Jesus
Telling me if you are near or if you’re far

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