Clothes company accused of being a pyramid scheme

Kind of works for the next story, too…

When I got to the very end, he said, “Wait. Hol’ up. Hol’ the fuck up. Did you actually just casually throw out how you robbed a bunch of Clowns? Bro, that is the fucking whitest shit I have ever heard in my entire life. Like, bro, you know me. I used to Clown. I know these Clowns. These Clowns ain’t just gonna murder you. They’re gonna make that shit last for six fucking hours. Bro. I don’t even know if I can be at this fucking house right now.”

The narrator voice went off in my head: “At moment, I realized I had fucked up.

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