Space Marine™ Sergeant Cocky™ the Dragon Slayer™ pulled his VibroBlade™ from his Velcro™ holster as the Zombie Horde™ advanced mewling down the corridor.
“This is it chaps!” he yelled to his squadmates, “Sell your lives dearly!”
“Sergeant Cocky™, I’m afraid I have to ask you to cease and desist your copyright infringements immediately,” said the squads Senior LawyerBot™.
“No time for that now! There’s Zombies™ to kill!”
“I’m sorry sergeant, but those Zombies™ look suspiciously like those from 28 Days Later™, which are covered by the MoveFasterNow® (patent applied for) and you will have to retreat.”
“Are you sure? They look more like generic World War Zed™ zombies to me, for which we have a group wide engagement licence.”
“That’s projectile weapons only, Cocky™, as well you know. We are only licenced to use the VibroBlade™ for dairy based cracker spreading uses as defined under Part 2 of our Ethical Use Policy™.”
“Dang, I reckon Heinlein was right about the lawyers.”
“Sergeant Cocky™! I know that reference. That remark must be stricken from the records at once!”
“Too late for that now!”
“Brainzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz™!”
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