Congressional red team discovers that it's trivial to acquire all the materials for a dirty nuke

[Enkita]

@Glaurung

Argh, I had it in my head that the stuff that the KGB used to kill that guy in the UK a few years back was the same thing as is used in smoke detectors. Very wrong, bad brain. Thanks, corrected my post.

Seriously? You think the KGB would use Americium? Capitalist chemistry?
Polonium, obviously, because everything is the fault of the Poles.