Stealing candy bars: trivial misdemeanour, aggravated by the abuse of authority.
High on the job: serious workplace infraction (intoxicated people with guns = bad), but grounds for demotion rather than prosecution.
Disabling the cameras in the first place: conspiracy to pervert the course of justice, major felony, major prison time.
Yeah, that ain’t what the judge said, but that’s what it should be.
