a train wearing pyjamas and shoes in Tasmania?
sorry, I don’t get your story at all.
I need to be rescued!
I’d consider being barefoot. But that’s because I’ve read the stats about what kinds of animals actually kill you in Oz. Hint. It’s horses.
Last time I was in Australia, I had someone this size explain to me where her favorite poisonous spiders lived: 
Where I live, normal children play with things like this:
But that Australian 5-year-old seemed more prepped to handle a real-life version of this:
I’m pretty sure she was born wielding one of these:
One hell of an awesome kid.
Would she handle this one?
Or also laugh at this:
I hate when the source for the numbered picture
Is just another forum counting to X
Of course…that could let one…“cheat”?
But where is the fun in that? I’d rather put on my glasses
Check the time
and hit the Internet Superhighway
looking for Tractors…
Some people say the the internet is for porn. Or for cats. But we all know that the internet was made for tractors:
Train takes a man to all over
Train sets him loose, hard to follow
Train puts you there in station’s hollow
Train, it’s not your brain, it’s just the flame
That burns the coal to keep you in tans(it)
Alyce Prom Dress Style #6527:
wait. I mixed up images. this is an early 20th century postcard by Levy & Fils.
the dress looks different
http://www.ni.com/en-us/support/model.pxi-6528.html
http://www.ni.com/en-us/support/model.pxi-6529.html
(How to change SPD 6531 CPU):
Amped to attempt this next series of lyrics and puns: 
You spin me right round, baby:
Right round like a record, baby:
Right round round round:
We missed one.
I thought we were only doing two per post now.
Goofus would continue being a broken record, but Gallant knows it’s time to change things up:
(NX6544 : Gallant Buoys)
Edit: Good catch @fiddlingfrog! I believe the unspoken consensus was to embrace the chance to go a bit nutty until we catch up to the post number. Not that one has to, of course.
I’m incapable of paying proper attention to anything. So maybe we were back to two? Clearly my faculties have failed me.
The hurt feelings kit looks like something I would be willing to carry with me, but would need to seriously retrofit. Honestly, I’d prefer something more like this:
