Courtroom smackdown! Judge and defendant get nasty

[sockdoll]

@beschizza

Allen: You reckon if I let you suck my dick that I could get a fair trial here?

Durham: Oh, I don’t think so.

Allen: I’ve got a big dick now, and If I pull it out…

Durham: I don’t think that’s doing to get you a fair trial unless you have every one of the jurors do it.

[more bickering between them]

Allen: I’ve got a big old donkey dick.

Durham: I sentence you to suck your own dick. And that of a donkey - at the SAME TIME!

Durham: Bailiff, go and find this man a donkey and bring them to my chambers. And make sure it’s a BOY donkey!