Years ago I booked a cruise for my missus and I for our honeymoon, done in secrecy since we didn’t have a lot of spending money. While watching the news one evening it showed a cruise ship returning to Port early after a norovirus outbreak. The missus went on a rant about how dumb people are for going on cruises, trapped on a diseased ship with a thousand drunk strangers, etc.
I cancelled the trip and remodeled the bathroom instead. The missus was quite pleased.
