Cow family survives New Zealand quake

This reminds me of an Onionesque parody newspaper effort of long ago. Perhaps elderly BB’ers can help me out.

It was called something like “The Dayton Republican Democrat”. Giant font headline was something to the effect: “Two Dayton Women Missing in China”. A long detailed article on the pair and their friend’s and family’s inexplicable inability to contact them followed. Other related articles abounded.

Near the bottom of the front page was a small note: “Millions Dead in China Quake: see story on page 6”.

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