Customer finds a human bone tucked inside a newly-purchased pair of socks

Hey, that could be --any-- primate oculate ridge, and I for one feel much better about the display of socks soaked in ferrous sulfate and week-long Acolytes of Tiamat event. Has uh…anyone seen a set of clothes and accessories that aren’t the book with the knife -in- it, set aside that might have been selected for a big-boned hipster?

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