Reminds me of a story from 20 years ago that my wife and I latched onto: Man tries to smuggle bologna in shape of car seat over border
My wife and I proceeded to spend the next 20 years joking about the things you can shape Mexican bologna into. Eventually settling on our cat being “A cat-shaped loaf of Mexican bologna”
There is a whole industry around smuggling Mexican bologna. And I know it’s getting through because I know where to buy it in the Bay Area. I haven’t, but it’s supposed to taste way better than the bland American-made stuff.
