Dear @Falcor,
I once fell in love here on the BBS, but now my crush won’t return my messages. My darling used to write about cars, bad 80s metal, and mullets. I could tell there was true passion by the writing, which was always…at great length.
But now, gone. Off and chasing the siren song of Hollywood, leaving me alone in the desert.
Please advise,
ABANDONED IN THE WASTELAND
